doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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