wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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