Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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