Im at strip club and am horny
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Randomize
