He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
