Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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