69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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