when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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