She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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