Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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