check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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