Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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