he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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