Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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