We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
My vagina just clenched in fear
Randomize
