god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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