Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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