Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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