What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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