people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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