Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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