yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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