Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
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