there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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