This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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