lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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