guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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