some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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