There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
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