I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
You did what with his pubic hair?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
Randomize
