i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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