Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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