I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
