I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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