Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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