Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
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