Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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