No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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