Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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