we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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