I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
im on a boat
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