I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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