what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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