you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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