Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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