Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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