It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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