new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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