The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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