when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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